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Auction: PIRATE GHOST TRAPPED N haunted SCOTCH BOTTLE bizarre Price: $5.00 - no bids
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GHOST OR SPIRIT CAPTURED IN SCOTCH BOTTLE, BELIEVED TO BE PIRATE--- IMPORTANT, PLEASE REAL ALL INFO BEFORE BIDDING, YOU NEED TO HAVE SOME IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH IN ACQUIRING THIS BOTTLE AND ITS CONTENTS!

I thought I found a message in a bottle in the Atlantic Ocean at Ponte Vedre Beach, Florida on Sunday October 12, 2008. I opened it. The paper inside did not say anything, it was just old and kind of burnt looking. There were some sand, crushed shells, and other junk in the bottle. I liked the way the bottle looked (it is a triangle shape), so I just took it home, figured I would wash it and sit it in a sunny window (I have several old and/or unique glass bottles sitting in various windows).

That night, we did not sleep at all. It sounded like our cats were fighting, but they were asleep with my teenage daughter in her bed. Things kept bumping and slamming, and I thought my teenage son was in the kitchen eating because of all the noises, including running water. I went to the kitchen. No one in there, and noise was gone. I went back to bed.

My husband got up shortly because he thought someone was trying to break in the house through our garage, the noise was so loud, but he went out with a gun, and no one was there?? Finally, we got to sleep around 4 am when it quieted down and stayed that way.

A couple of nights later, banging and racket outside, sounded like metal trash cans banging, but no one down our street has metal cans. My husband got up to check it and when he started down the hallway, it stopped. On Wednesday, October 15, I was at home on the computer working (I am a full time student returned to college after 20 years) and a cold wind blew across the back of my neck. My hair stood up. I felt sick. I was unable to move, frozen still with a bad cold chill. It seemed like it lasted forever but probably was really less than one minute that I could not move. I was spooked, not sure why. I looked around me, nothing there. Then my bottle in the window fell off into the kitchen sink. It did not break. How strange. Our house is fairly new, brick, and the recent hurricane winds never came through any cracks around the window or anything. That bottle really did just jump off the window on it's own. It was not hanging off the ledge either, it fit well back into the ledge. It was stable. It had been there since we brought it home. I picked it up and it felt warm, and smoke was swirling inside it. What the heck? A strange, sweet herbal smell came at me. I sat it on the counter, left it there and thought I'd wash it in a little while then put it back in the window sill. When I came back through to wash it, it was not there. I looked around, thinking I must have sat it on another part of the counter or something. Mind you, no one was home except me. I was alone. So no one moved it playing a prank or anything. It was over in the floor by my back door, some of the shells and dirt and "stuff" dumped out into the floor at it's opening. How odd.

The phone rang right then. I almost jumped out of my skin. It was my aunt, who lives in Louisiana and leads a voodoo church down there. She is very sensitive and often "knows" things. I have not heard from her since July 2007. She asked if I was okay. I told her yes, things were okay here. She asked me was I sure. I asked her what was going on, knowing how "strange" she is. She said she was dreaming about me last night, she knew I just moved, did I rent a house that might be haunted? I laughed. She said "don't laugh at me, it's not polite". I said sorry, but no, my house wasn't haunted. Then I saw the bottle on the floor again..... "I don't think" I told her. She said she knew it, something was going on. She asked me what? I told her it was stupid and went into my spill about this bottle. She wanted me to overnight her some of the "stuff" from the bottle. I did, just because she swore I had an evil spirit in my house, and well, we haven't been getting much sleep. She called me when she got the stuff on Thursday. She said "you got some evil spirit there in that bottle, but he's done got on out now, you got to get rid of him". I laughed, but I was creeped out, scared. She said she thought he was a pirate (based on the ingredients I sent her from the bottle) and someone sealed him in that bottle, and I let him out. Well, I looked online at the bottle due to my interest in it, it was a scotch bottle, one that the company does not produce now but did two years ago when the bottle was labeled, so that ghost had to be captured in the last two years. My aunt said she was mailing me a vial of stuff to put in my bottle, and then to call her and she would instruct me and say something to put him back in that bottle. I received her vial on Saturday. We did this on Sunday October 19 because she said wait for Sunday to do it. I put the stuff in the bottle like she said. I had to get a piece of paper at least 50 years old and wrap it with a golden wire, which I did. I had a hard time finding some old paper, but since we used to collect old dishes, I found some I was sure was old enough in some stuff I got at the antique auction. I burned it like she said and capped the bottle, not with the original cap which I lost somewhere somehow in this house? She said the cap wouldn't matter anyway. When I capped the bottle, the shells and stuff in the bottom of the bottle flew up in the air, about halfway to the top. I know, it sounds crazy, and I wouldn't believe it had I not seen it with my own eyes.

Well, I think he's in the bottle because when I did this, no smoke from the burning paper really got in the bottle but last night the bottle smoked all up like a Halloween fog machine, then just cleared again. Also the fact that the shells went flying and swirling around. No more noises in the house, thank goodness.

I am selling this bottle with the ghose pirate inside. I know many of you don't believe, but I also know many of you do. I don't know anything about this spirit, I believe he is at least disruptive if not downright evil. I CANNOT guarantee you will experience any paranormal activities or anything of the sort. I don't recommend you open the bottle, but once it's yours, you can do as you please with it. I also will send the remainder of the vial of ingredients I used to trap him with and instructions. I hope you don't need it.

So, to be clear on this, you are bidding on a scotch bottle (without the scotch) that I believe I caught a ghost or spirit inside by using my aunt's voodoo. On the surface, you are bidding on a scotch bottle with some shells, sand, unknown substances and burnt paper and wire inside. You will also receive the instructions telling you what to do if he gets out, in order to put him back. Be sure you know this is what you are bidding on. A bottle with some junk inside it, oh but what unusual junk it is. :) please see all the pictures.... so you can see the processes involved in catching that pirate



SELLER NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES OR LACK OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES ASSOCIATED WITH THIS BOTTLE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DAMAGES CAUSED BY SPIRIT.

Added Oct 21, 2008, I want to say this, I am sincere about this bottle and situation. If you look at my Ebay history, I have strong feedback and I have never sold any kind of spirit or mystery acution, etc. This is a first time attempt because I truly believe I have something rare here to sell, something I probably (hopefully) will not ever have again.

Oct 22, 2008 I see lots of people looking and lots of you watching! Somebody bid, please take this pirate ghost away!!
 

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