guitars cause global warming
It has been
revealed today that electric guitars are the main cause
of global warming. Scientists at Hereat-Watt University
in Edinburg, Scotland have released the results of a
ninety-nine year study that conclusively pins the blame
on electric guitars. Professor Doug Brown-Knows who has
headed the research for the past sixty-six years stated,
"It has become clear that the electricity used by
guitars coupled with the acoustic resonant influx are
causing a delta positive accumulation of energy mass
that is heating the planet"
Doug Brown-Knows is one of two hundred eminent scientist
who have signed a petition calling for the global ban on
Sayallot, head cleaner at the acoustics department of
Hereat-Watt University stated, "You should see the state
of the men's toilets in the university - they're
shocking - these professor people really should be more
careful with their aim."
of the evil guitars that are wasting the worlds energy.