A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.
''Excuse me, but if you want the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,'' says the waiter.
The Texan says, ' What's a shortage?'
The Russian says, 'What's a steak?'
The New Yorker says, 'What's excuse me?''