USA Jokes and
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American Humour on the Internet
Average Iraqi & American
Average Iraqi: Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation. Average American: Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards. Average Iraqi: Lines up by the thousands to die for country. Average American: Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty. Average Iraqi: Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo by West. Average American: Shoves McDonalds' cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include McCookies. Average Iraqi: Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest. Average American: Has beer-guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip.
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