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USA Jokes and Quotes - Probably the funniest American Humour on the Internet

Man walked into the ladies department.

 

A man walked into the ladies department. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra? asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquired the man 'There is more than one type?'.
'Look Around.' Said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras, replied the sales clerk.
Confused, the man asked, 'Only three? What are they?'
The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?'
Still confused the man asked, 'What is the difference between them?'
The lady said, 'It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of

 

 

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