Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, 'It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?'
The other says, 'Well, we have a name for it in my family.'
'What do you call it?'
'We call it a football wedding.'
The first asks, 'What's a football wedding?'
The other says, 'She's waiting for him to kick off!'