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USA Jokes and Quotes - Probably the funniest American Humour on the Internet

Crossing The Bridge

 

One day 3 men were walking across this bridge; an American, a
Canadian, and a Frenchie. When they got to the middle of the
bridge, the Frenchie stopped, pulled a bottle of wine out of his
pack, and threw it over the bridge. The Canadian & the American
both yelled out 'What the hell did you do that for?' The
Frenchie just shrugged and said 'We've got too much of that in
our country' The American, catching the Frencies drift, pulled
out a pack of ciggaretes and threw them over the bridge. The
Canadian and the Frenchie both yelled out, 'What the hell did
you do that for?' The american shrugged and said 'We have too
many of those in our country'

Now, the Canadian thought for a long time, and finnaly, he
picked up the Frenchie and threw him into the water. The
American looked at him in dis belief and said 'Why in gods name
did you do that?' and the Canadian replied, 'We've got too many
of those in our country.'

 

 

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