Gimme a Little Head
A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange.
He asks the bartender what had happened to the man.
The bartender says, 'Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid.'
'The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish.'
Unfortunatly, the man replied 'How about a little head?'