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Pub and Bar Jokes - - Probably the funniest jokes about public houses on the internet.

The Pope and Dopey

 

The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs who are drinking in a bar. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.

'Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'.

'No Dopey,' responds the Pontiff, 'there are not'.

'Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?', Dopey questions.

'No Dopey,' chuckles the Pope, 'there are no dwarf nuns in Italy.'

'Mr. Pope,' Dopey asks pleadingly, 'are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

'No Dopey,' the Pope says sadly, 'there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

And softly in the background the six remaining dwarves start chanting,

'Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin.'

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