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Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law. Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this. Fast learner: You will get no training from us. Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours. Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing. Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme. Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a wide territory. Much client contact: You handle the phone or make 'cold calls' on clients. Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits. Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors. Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work. Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements. Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedule already. Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation and letters.
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