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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

'I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,' said the man.'To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.'

The son-in-law interrupted. 'I hate factories. I can't stand the noise.'

'I see,' replied the father-in-law. 'Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.'

'I hate office work,' said the son-on-law. 'I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day.'

'Wait a minute,' said the father-in-law. 'I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?'

'Easy,' said the young man. 'Buy me out.'

 

 

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