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A selection of hilarious computer one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest computer one liners and quotes on the Internet

Computer One Liners - 17

 

All computers wait at the same speed.


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A program is never finished until the programmer dies.


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I have a dream: 1073741824 bytes free.


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Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.


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Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.


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Programmer's Time-Space Continuum: Programmers continuously space the time.


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Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows.


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Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows.


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Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows.



 

 

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