Top 10 Reasons computers are better than women
10.) Computers have 'help' text when you get confused.
9.) When you get tired of a computer, you can shut it off.
8.) Your friends will always tell you, you could have a better one.
7.) Booting is not a punishable offense.
6.) You can get upgrades without going to a plastic surgeon.
5.) 'Cheap' and 'Fast' are good attributes in a computer.
4.) Nobody stares if you finger a computer in your office.
3.) A computer doesn't get mad if you play with someone else's computer.
2.) It only takes a couple of seconds to turn one on. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON..........
1.) Computers will take a 3-1/2 floppy & be happy about it.
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