Signs your computer has taken over your life
You know computers have taken over your life when...
You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake up. You think the numbers on tombstones are high scores. You use Google to search for your car keys. You actually hand in work from EssayGenerator.com You keep getting fired as you beat up you boss thinking that you’ll get to the next level. You keep a trash can and a selection of neatly arranged folders on your desktop. You excuse yourself to go to the toilet by anouncing that you have to 'download' You try to shut windows by tapping them on the top right corner. You refer to meals as 'power ups'. You call christmas a 'bonus round'.
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