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***IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MICRASOFT***
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas Edition Of Windows '2000 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Texas. If you have one of the Texas Editions, you may need some help understanding the commands. The Texas Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads 'WINDERS '2000' with a background picture of the Alamo superimposed on the Texas Flag and it is shipped with a Leann Rimes screen saver. NOTE: Recycle Bin is labeled 'Outhouse' My Computer is called 'This Infernal Contraption' Dialup Networking is called 'Good ol' Boys' Control Panel is known as the 'Dashboard' Hard Drive is referred to as 'Wheel Drive'
Floppies are 'Them Little Plastic Disc Thangs OTHER FEATURES: Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. TERMINOLOGY:
'Ats Awright = OK Heck No = Cancel Aw Shoot = Reset Shore = Yes Naaaw = No Hunt Fer It = Find Over Yonder = Go to Back Yonder = Back Hep = Help Ternit Off = Stop
Crank 'er Up = Start Sittins = Settings Stuff At Does Stuff = Programs Stuff I Done Done = Documents Also note Winders '2000 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.
Spell check has been deactivated. We regret any inconvenience it may have caused you if you received a copy of the Texas Edition. Micrasoft User Support Staff :-)

 

 

 

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