A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.
'What happened' asked the doctor.
'Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV,' began the man.
'She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron.'
The doctor nodded, 'But what happened to the other ear?'
'Well, no sooner had I hung up,' said the man, 'when the same guy called again.'