A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her 'suffering.'
'Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.'
'My goodness!' the woman exclaimed, 'it sounds like leasing a new sports car!'
'Humm,' the doctor murmured, 'too obvious, huh?'