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Doctor and Hospital Jokes - laughter is the best medicine!!

Hank Smith gets home from work

 

Hank Smith gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying. 'What's wrong?' he asks.

'John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy.'

'WHAT?' he shouts. With that he grabs a baseball bat from the cupboard and storms down to the doctor's office and through the reception area.

Without knocking he bursts into the doctor's office. The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady a breast examination. She screams and tries to cover herself. Without waiting, Mr. Smith charges up to the doctor, smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says, 'You flaming pervert how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!'

The doctor replies, 'I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but there has been a misunderstanding. I only told your wife that she has Acute Angina.'

 

 

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