A musician goes to the doctor
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!' The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, 'If it doesn't work, let me know.'
A week later the guy is back: 'Doc, still no movement!'
The doctor says, 'Hmm, guess you need something stronger,' and prescribes a powerful laxative.
Still another week later the poor guy is back: 'Doc, STILL nothing!'
The doctor, worried, says, 'We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?'
'I'm a musician.'
The doctor looks up and says, 'Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!