A guy walks into work
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
The boss says, 'What happened to your ears?'
He says, 'Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron.'
The boss says, 'Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?'
He says, 'Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!'