What It Means
Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.
She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy.
'My,' said the census taker, 'that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?'
'Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anaesthesiologist!'