A man takes his
Rottweiler to the vet.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for
"Well," says the vet, "Let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"I'm going to have to put him down" says the vet.
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's chuffin' heavy!"
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