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Dog Jokes

 

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?

A Chihuahua at the shopping mall

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Clever dog

Computer dog

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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!

Do Chihuahuas have horns?

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French poodle's new haircut

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua ...

How did the Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

How do you catch a runaway dog ?

How do you say 'Chihuahua' in Italy?

How do you say 'Chihuahua' in Spanish?

How does a poodle say hello in France?

Monster Outside A Bar

The angry man and the new puppy

What did the hungry Dalmatian say

What do you call a boring dog?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?

What does a French poodle say before each meal?

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

What dog is always tired in London?

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

What dog takes the money and runs fast!

What dog wears a white coat?

What dog wears contact lenses ?

What dog would you want on your American football team?

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

 

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Dog Jokes

 

What dogs never get lost?

What flower did Lassie like best?

What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?!

What is black and white and red all over?

What is brown and gray, has eight legs . . .

What is the dogs favourite city ?

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

What kind of dog can tell time?

What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?

What kind of dog does Dracula have ?

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

What kind of dog is the smartest?

What kind of dog only comes out at night?

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair?

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ?

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?

Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

Why does a dog scratch himself?

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

Why wasn't the dog hurt when he fell off a 100-foot ladder?

Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?

 

 

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