A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called 'the George Bush Watch' and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says--'you are suppose to read his lips'.
He then looks at a watch called the 'Ross Perot Watch' and notices that it isn't running - the sales clerk tells him 'it runs, it doesn't run, it runs, it doesn't run . . .'
He then notices a watch called the 'Bill Clinton Watch' and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies '$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax . . .'