Sadam Husain & Clinton
Sadam Husain calls Bill clinton and tells him: 'Bill, I called because I had a dream.'
Clinton: 'What was the dream about, Sadam?'
Sadam: 'I dreamt that USA was rebuilt and on the top of each house there was a flag.'
Clinton: 'And what was written on the flag?'
Sadam: 'Allah is big, Allah is great!!!'
Clinton: 'You know what Sadam, it's good that you called because i had a dream too. In my dream Bagdad was rebuilt and on the top of each building there was a flag too.'
Sadam: 'What was written on the flags?'
Clinton: 'Idon't know, I cant read hebrew!!!!'