Lady Hilary Clinton
The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion
was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK says, 'It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the
room' The lady from Russia says, 'It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or
back..' The French lady says, 'It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down...'
Then Hilary says, 'It's like a rumour... it moves from one mouth to another...'