The Ugly Duckling
Did you hear about the two-headed ogre who got so angry that he was beside himself?
How does an ogre count to nineteen?
On his fingers!
Optician: 'Have your eyes ever been checked?'
Ogre: 'No, they've always been red!'
What did the dragon swallow that made him breathe fire?
What did the ogre get for his birthday?
Another year older!
What do you give an ogre with great big feet?
Lots of space.