Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is' he replied. 'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' said the caller. Father O'Malley replied 'Yes, I can.' The caller asked 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do' replied the priest. The caller then asked 'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is' said Father O'Malley. The caller continued 'Did he donate $10,000.00 to your building fund?' Father O'Malley replied emphatically 'He will now!'