On the seventeenth of the Wentworth Club Course a very careful player was studying the green. First he got down on his hands and knees to check out the turf between his ball and the hole. Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way and getting up he held up a wet finger to try out the direction of the wind. Then turning to his caddie he asked:
'Was the green mowed this morning?'
'Yes, sir.' 'Right to left or left to right?'
'Right to left, sir.'
The golfer putted... and missed the hole completely. He whirled on the caddie, 'What TIME?'
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