I had a jehovess witness come to the door the other day, i let him in I said sit ya'self down boy. Im making a cup of tea and ham sandwiches would you like some? He replied oh yes please. Right I said ill be back in a couple of minutes I came back with the tea and sandwiches, and said right Sir what would you like too talk about? I carn't remember Iv'e never got this far before!!!
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