A woman goes to confession. Father I have sinned, last week I was playing golf and I used a profanity. The priest asks her to explain herself. Well Father I teed off the first and sliced the ball into the trees, Ah, so thats when you swore? says the priest, no she says, Luckily I had a clear view to the fairway so I took an 8 iron, topped the ball and it went into a bunker! So you lost your temper and used bad language? He says. Goodness no, I was walking towards the bunker when a Kestrel swooped down, picked up the ball and dropped it about 18 inches from the hole. The priest holds his head in his hands. You missed the F*****g putt didn't you?
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