John had been onto his friend Bill for months to play this new club he'd joined, the most difficult greens in the county he boasted. Finally he relented.
All went well until the Par 3, 5th which had a very large green and Bill's tee shot had just edged onto the side. He faced not only several yards to the hole but a long swale that went diagonally across the green. 'What the hell do I do with this John'. 'Just keep it low Bill, keep it low'.
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