A professional golfer had been employed in the industry for over 30yrs and had lost the drive and desire for the game. he admitted to his closest friend that he had always wanted to be a monk and with that he joined a local order.
The chief abbot explained to him that this was a silent order and he would only be allowed to speak when he saw him in seven years time. After seven years the chief abbot asked him how he was and he replied okay but could he have a blanket as it got very cold on the stone floor in the winter. A further seven years passed and the chief abbot called him in to see how he was settling in, he replied okay and he was pleased with the blanket but could he have some new slippers as his others had worn out.armed with his new slippers off he went. On the anniversary of 21yrs in the silent order he went in to see the the chief abbot and said he thought he really wasn't cut out for this sort of life and he would like to leave, well my son said the chief abbott i'me glad you've made that desicion because ever since you have been here you done nothing but moan and winge!
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