A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf.
Colin misses a 3 foot putt and yells, 'Goddamn it, missed the bugger!' and the vicar says, 'If you keep saying that then God will punish you.'
Next hole Colin misses a 2 foot putt and says 'Goddamn it, missed the bugger!' and the vicar says, 'ONE more time Colin, and God will punish you!'
Then Colin misses a one foot putt and 'GOD DAMN IT!!!MISSED THE BUGGER!'
Suddenly clouds form overhead. God comes down from Heaven and strikes the Vicar dead with a bolt of thunder.
God says, 'Goddamn it! Missed the bugger!'
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