Watching from the Club house overlooking the 10 green, we saw a foursome approaching. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down and the three others started a fist fight.
The Golf Captain stormed out from the Club house to separate the fighting men.
'Why are you fighting?' he asked 'You see,' said one of them, 'my partner had a stroke and died just now, and these buggers want to include it on the scorecard.'
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