Death bed confession
An old boy in his nineties had worked for the golf club all his lfe. He was on his deathbed and he called his wife to bring an old shoe box that he'd always kept on top of the wardrobe. She tottered over, stood shakily on a chair and brought down the box. When she opened it she discovered 2 golf balls and about £300 pounds in cash. She asked him what it was all about. Well he quavered, every time I was unfaithful to you during our marriage I put a ball in the box. At first she was taken aback but then she thought, well goodness me, we've been married for seventy years and even I had the odd crush during that time. She says I forgive you, now tell me about this money? Well, he says, every time I got 3 balls I took them down the pro shop and got a quid for them!
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