A married man is having a horrible time on the course, he is playing some amazingly shocking golf.
Well and truely miffed off he makes his way home, knocking on his front door his wife answers, quick as a flash the man punches her square in the face. On the floor with blood pouring from her nose she is sobbing and asks him
'Why did you do that'
'Well i've hit everything else fat today'
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