Respect for the dead
Yes, and there's the one about the party of golfers who notice a funeral passing by on a road adjacent to the course. Ralph suggests to the others, 'Why don't we pause a moment and show some respect for the dead.' So they remove their caps and stand in silence as car after car goes by.
Finally, Ralph remarks, 'There sure are a lot of cars. That person must have been well loved.' Bill replies, 'Yes, she was. We would have been married 25 years tomorrow.'
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