Three race horses stood in their stalls
Three race horses stood in their stalls. One said to other others: 'I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!' she bragged. The next said with a snort, 'Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!' Then the third horse spoke up proudly, 'Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!' This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls. The Greyhound said, 'I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them.' The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, 'Wow! A talking greyhound!'
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