Betting on horses
I bet on a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
The tipster said this horse would walk in. It did, but all the others galloped.
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