One day a man that had horses went to check on his favorite one. He was in for a shock, and as he opened the stall door, he saw the horse was rabid and foaming at the mouth. It louged at him, and, very quickly, gave him a nasty wound on the arm. His wife left to call 911, and when she got back she found him writing furiously. She told him that there was no need to make out his will, because they had a cure for rabies. He looked at her blankly and said, 'Will? What will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite.'
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