Two disgruntled losing punters
Two disgruntled evidently losing punters had been consoling themselves in the bar at Kempton, and after the meeting were walking it off on the course.' I don't know what these bloody jockeys get paid for,' said the first punter, scowling at the nearest fence,' Any bugger could jump these things, I could do it without a horse.' 'Go on then,' Said his friend, peering owlishly through the gloom. 'Jump that one.' The first punter took of his race glasses, took a run at the first fence and cleared it with a foot to spare..........and........landed in the water.
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