Two show stallions are arguing
Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says, 'I'll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance: no foot, no horse!' The second horse says, 'I'll allow your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born with and I know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!' The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, 'You're right. I stand corrected...'
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