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Insults and Put-Downs - the funniest Insults and Put-Downs on the internet

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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.


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Your mom's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.


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Your Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.


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Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!


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Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.


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If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?



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