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Insults Database - probably the funniest Insults in the world . . .

Insult collection - 44

 

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.


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You want to give your self to me? No thanks. I don't accept cheap, used, gifts.


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Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.


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I know you couldn't live without me, so I'll pay for the funeral.


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You are so dumb, you think a blood vessel is some kind of ship.


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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


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You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!


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You have the warm personal charm of a millipede.


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Yeah, I like a man who would go to the end of the earth for me. Make sure its a one way ticket.



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