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Insults Database - probably the funniest Insults in the world . . .

Insult collection - 7

 

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.


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You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say 'Sorry, no professionals!'


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Your so fat, that you have to use a matress as a maxi-pad.


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Her new boyfriend is so so ugly, he went to a freak show and got a permanent job.


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Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.


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She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book


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She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.


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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


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You grow on people, but so does cancer.


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This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.



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