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Insults Database - probably the funniest Insults in the world . . .

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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but the hate that I feel for you is the real thing.


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I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a tree (or cactus), than being with you.


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Your Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.


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I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.


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Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live.


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Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?


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I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.


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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel/


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You're so ugly, the tide runs away from you.


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You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!



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