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Earth is full. Go home.


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I've hated your looks from the very start they gave me.


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You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.


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Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!


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I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.


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You're mother's so dumb… ..she got stabbed at a shoot-out.


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You are as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread.


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You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.


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Your mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway


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I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.



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