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Insults Database - probably the funniest Insults in the world . . .

Insult collection - 51

 

I don't mind if you sit next to me. I'm use to sitting next to nothing.


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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege.


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Your origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under your family tree.


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Your Mama's So ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?


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Her origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under her family tree.


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You're not fat...you're just...well..F-A-T.


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The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.


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You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.


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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.



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