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Insults Database - probably the funniest Insults in the world . . .

Insult collection - 59

 

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.


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Your Mama's So fat, when her beepgr goes off, people thought she was backing up


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You have about as much class as a lawn flamingo.


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Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?


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Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.


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Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?


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The next time you shave, could you stand an inch or two closer to the razor please?


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Your Mother is so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.


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Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.


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You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!



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